Muling Ilathala?

I am the lord of the lazy.

If not for the money, then I wouldn't have looked for a job.

I just want to lie around and watch tv all day.

I hate waking up early.

I hate meetings.

I hate taking baths.

I hate washing dishes.

I hate chores.

I hate checking emails.

I hate getting up to get a glass of water.

I hate walking.

I hate talking to people.

I hate taking down notes.

I hate sitting down in front of the pc to do work.

I hate thinking.

I love procrastination.

I want more sleep!

I want to sleep forever!

from Confessions of ME, Kamot Papel