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Thursday, July 1, 2010

One-liners

Sa totoo lang, nakakabobo ang facebook. Ngayon ko lamang napagtantong kaya hindi na ako nakabubuo ng blog ay dahil sa mga one-liner status messages na nakasanayan ko nang gawin simula noong nagkaroon ako ng account sa facebook.

Heniwey, nakahanap ako ng ilang nakakaaliw na kung anu-ano sa aking katamaran...

1. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

2. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

3. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

4. When in doubt, mumble.

5. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

6. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

7. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

8. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

9. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

10. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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